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She gets Motor Trend magazine.
I do have the play coming up and I gotta study my lines.
Okay, I'm just trying to be a waitress,
I think that's where you're wrong.
All right. I guess that, um,
You know, you're treating me like a war criminal, for God's sake.
You have a wonderful trip.
What?
Nothing.
Yoo-hoo, Charlie! Charlie, are you in there?
-Oh. -(whistling)
-Richard: She actually said it? -No, no, she said it.
-Oh. -It's ridiculous.
or planning on defecating anytime soon,
-And I went. And I went! -Of course. I know.
-Which one? -That one!
That's negotiating? On what planet is that negotiating?
So, you're operating this place just out of spite?
I would love to give you a ride home.
(stomach gurgling)
Even though she's dead, I need to shut her up.
(all muttering)
Well, how are you gonna do that without a car, Larry?
-Oh. Cool. -Yeah.
Well, actually, I sold my car.
The air comes out and makes a bit of a whistling sound.
I tell 'em to just get out of there, walk away.
I'm actually not gonna come in anymore.
All right, come on. I'll take you.
'cause I'm going on this trip.
I want to see the movie with you.
Why don't we-- I gotta get out of my actor's head.
I see what happened. You were on your cell phone,
and have a hot cup of spite with me!
-Yeah. Okay. -"Don't sweat in food."
-Larry: Yeah. -You got him to crack.
You know, I've been thinking about it.
The FBI, they can do whatever they want.
So the outside of the car is a mystery to me.
Jeff's not going. I'm not gonna go.
-two weeks, no golf. -Larry: Okay.
Maybe that's why you don't have a girlfriend or a wife.
I'm thinking, you need a title.
-(gurgling continues) -Oh.
-You could have just eaten the soup. -Really?
I have diarrhea, so...
And, uh, family throws out a quote they don't like,
I just figured you would get it.
That's a shame, but I understand.
Larry: Weren't you looking where you're going?
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you hit my new car, and now I don't have a car?
Well, shall we go over there?
It's only the best licorice in the world.
%7 &
Top five most revolting thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
I could actually use somebody in, in the store.
Break a leg. How does my makeup look?
-By the way, I don't believe you. -Yeah.
Not there.
-Did you see the guy? -Of course I saw the guy.
You're buying that one.
(Larry and Leon moaning and groaning)
(pops lips)
Why don't you just drive your old car?
I think I'm a licorice addict now.
wanna eat sweat soup?
(Mr. Takahashi sighs)
In case there's any handshaking to be done,
The thing is, though, you gotta give 'em back to me,
Yeah, in a small theater.
He did it. He took my screeners.