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The color of a car doesn't really matter to me,
I don't think anything. Uh, how do I get to the freeway from here?
as I was, as I was getting out of the car.
And, yeah. And my mother.
-without a big johnson? -You can't.
I'm getting a little tired of coming in here all the time,
Oh, my God.
Waitress: Okay, do you guys want some bread?
-(sighs) -Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
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And I think you're obsessed with the white car,
where the cars are.
I really hope you get the help you need.
-Oh. Did she? -Richard: It's delicious.
-That's the guy who-- He was in my house! -In the car.
Jeff: Hey, Richard. How's the play rehearsal going?
Oh, this is my loaner car.
-They're too moist. -You never had a problem with the scones before.
-Come on, Charlie. -Richard: Nah, no.
that I felt like I had to do something,
You know, nothing personal.
I'm doing all right. How are you? You run into
-Here you go. -What is this?
You'd eat your sweat to be polite?
Yeah, you go into the bushes, she's walking down the street,
It's licorice. Susie gave it to me.
Anyway, look at this.
-the people are around here-- -Larry: Yeah, so what?
Mocha Joe: You okay? You don't look good.
-Uh, that's "Diarrhea." -I put it together.
-you know? -Yeah. I see that.
-Yeah. -Oh, thanks. Yeah, thanks. We're fine.
and, and you will enjoy yourself.
-Right? Huh? -You stepped up to the plate. Now you got
-I do. -Jeff: Are we going together?
-The licorice? -Yeah.
Possibly a sound like a snake?
-Hey! -Oh.
heckling me at my bar mitzvah.
Richard: That's insanity. For a screener?
(sighs) Please take me home.
(sighs) Fuckin' tables.
Now the story don't sound so far-fetched and shit.
-(zipping) -Mr. Takahashi: You unzip again,
-Jeff: Charlie. -Larry: Charlie! Cliff Robertson--
"Larry, what are you doing? Get a second opinion!
Are ya stupid?"
(stopwatch ticks, stops)
-I, I ain't afraid of nothing. -(stomach gurgling)
-I've ever had in my life. -How about the tray?
-Wow. -Fun.
Light on the dressing. I did not forget.
-(laughs) -On the house.
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-Thank you. -Sure.
-Your mom's banned? -Yeah, yeah. Just, you know,
Your cars is the one that's being towed.
Oh, my God.
Let's watch one of those movies
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Why are you laughing?
No one wants this.
-All right? -You're right.
My belly started to fuckin' bubble.