Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's, uh, what's happening with the hair?

-Huh? How about that one? -Diane: Yeah. Beautiful rims.

and it gave me diarrhea,

Diane: I want to get a red one.

-You'll be very impressed. -(sign shatters)

...so easy, get out of your car and your car is rolling down the street.

Why, why don't we talk about our golf trip

All day long, ever since he opened, in and out.

and somebody yelled, "Next," and you panicked, right?

If your girlfriend accidentally

-(gurgling) -Aah!

I guess maybe I won't do that.

By the way, I don't see the hood.

You know what I'm thinking?

I'm so sorry. I was gonna call you.

Impossible! Impossible.

-Whoa. -Richard...

-a mentally challenged person... -Larry: Yeah.

I haven't seen you take one piece of red licorice yet.

(humming) ♪ Hanukkah! ♪

you threw the phone away.

-a little more about it. -Sit next to me.

Make sure to tell Mocha Joe

I'm gonna go to the BMW dealer.

...that they're not, uh, worthy as an actor.

-You have AC? -Yeah.

Man: You just came out of nowhere. You all right?

Freddy: It's like a sweat lodge in here.

Why are we even eating here?

-It's hot. -Sorry about the heat down here, guys.

What the fuck am I gonna do with this?

This is worth getting fired over. Are you kidding me?

You know what? I know where the cars are.

the Academy gives us so we can vote.

Yeah, anyway, you know, I have something for you here

-Are you kidding? -Well, it was actually my car,

I gave it away.

-how things work out sometimes, you know? -Yeah.

-(horn blares) -Aah!

Hey. How ya doin'?

I, I don't wanna do it without Jeff.

-No. -What's fair is for things to go back to the way,

You lost, Charlie.

it's the greatest thing we ever did.

Hold on. Did you ask for croutons?

You're taking a bus?

-(honks) -Come on, asshole!

-So I got a lot for it. -I gave it to you so you'd have something to drive.

-There, you're arrested for manslaughter. -That's right.

-You were on your cell phone! -Larry,

and the guy was such a jerk

-"Lo and behold..." -Yeah. Lo and behold,

-Freddy: Why's he doing that? -Because,

-(Leon chuckles) -...say that, uh, I think we need to...

Soup-- Oh, my goodness.