Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I don't mean selling it.

Warning, warning.

- She's never gonna speak to me again. - What happened?

Fine. How much is a head of lettuce? $1?

- A photo? That's what they do at malls. - I'll sit. It's fine.

Something must've smacked into it with a hedger.

We named the goat Gilbert. He's headless. Can you fix him?

I guess that would be okay.

- If I cry, will it freak you out? - Totally.

- Forever? - Forever and ever.

It'll be like Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.

The inn is where Rory took her first step.

When Lorelai showed up on my porch that day...

I would advise at least pretending to look busy. The boss is here.

- Your own inn? - Yeah.

You're the one that got this ball rolling again...

- How you doing? - Good.

You'll both be officers and shareholders...

I mean you would keep it forever, but what happens...

Let's move forward.

So I'm leaving.

- A little thing named Rory. - Okay, no physical re-enactment.

Luke, where's my toast?

I don't understand, dear. All I know is that I can't sell the place.

I don't see you enough, which is my fault, so you both pass.

Luke, let's go back to the diner and get some pie as our reward.

Those things are so To Kill a Mockingbird.

Do you have pictures? From back then?

I hope they don't, but our place is gonna be full of charm.

You've been in the US quite some time. Your enunciation should be better by now.

- Then you'd be late. - A funny conundrum, but I want pie.

- You look sad now. Why? - Nothing.

- Meaning that there were two crimes. - What?

So you had no one showing you the ropes.

and think of another name to call it. Let's see. 'The Crap Shack' is taken.

it'll be the most exciting two years of our lives.

It's really hard, and I should have brought it up ages ago...

so I am taking an extra-long lunch break.

- Oh, my God. - What?

Most people focus on the lip thing, but the eyes are just as important...

And I just got very upset. Anyway, I'm rambling.

- Okay, what happened? - What do you mean?

I feel terrible. I should have told her before.

Your leaving gives me the perfect excuse to finally sell the place.

You're not the most reliable person in the world.

I said stupid things, and I said them for reasons...

- What? - Just stay where you are.

And if you don't let me help you in any way I can, then I'll be very mad.

so you can see yourself during this conversation.

Go back in your hole.

You have to do something. People want action.

- What's the big deal? - The big deal is...

You and Sookie have more talent for this business than I do...

I'm sorry, Mia. He's just...

There hasn't been any talk of tar and feathers, although...