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The painting is really great.
'I'm here for a job. Any job. '
How about chuppah-goat-figure repairman?
Fran, may I ask...
she drove straight to Woodbury to buy lettuce from a competing market.
- I need another rum ball. - I'm sorry.
at my store last night.
- Did I say something I shouldn't have? - I have to cancel everything...
I looked in the yellow pages, and didn't see a chuppah waterproofer listing.
Who taught you about all this business stuff? Your dad?
It's never run this well or been this successful.
That inn is like your place now.
Mia is selling the inn...
and I've done the best I could.
- and forget what the experts say. - That is exactly my philosophy. Exactly.
- We can't say that for sure yet. - How come you can't say that for sure?
F- I-N-E!
But it was our home for so long, mine and Rory's.
Yeah, we have.
- Calm down? Why should I calm down? - Yeah, why should he calm down?
I really like it.
Beg to differ. I'm five weeks older than you.
from how you do them now is ridiculous.
What a shock. You don't care about any of this.
It used to be. But it's in such disarray now.
that Woodbury lettuce is crisper. That's business flying out the door.
- Look at this place. Exactly the same. - I made him paint it a few months ago.
Don't you at least think it was funny?
with a member of the opposite sex on a Sunday.
Mia!
Who'd be depraved enough to pull a stupid prank like this?
I've never wanted to make any aunt that happy.
That means so much, like we have your blessing.
- Turn a knob? - No.
You're one 'Beam me up, Scotty' reference away from being the victim.
the SHTB, the SHMWO, and the SHCCHSC.
Like Jefferson named his place Monticello...
And a lot of locals come every week on the same night every week.
- Drag. You know that blue coat? - You're not getting it.
When he got there, they ganged up on him.
Don't you need to get back to your newsstand?
I do, I get it.
If I don't get it by 4:00, Taylor locks it in a safe.
Well, good for you. Nice to see you, Lucas.
Last time, Taylor said there would be consequences.
- People? Meaning you. - Not just me.
Jess, this is Mia. She owns the Independence Inn.
- But yesterday... - I've got school.
- So you think I can't hack it? - Of course you can hack it.
- You don't have the floor. - I'm standing, aren't I?
The customers seem to understand me just fine.
but we could only come up with 'The Crap Shack. '
we're all gonna take the same long vacation.