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You seem to love being a dad to Calvin,
And it's not just taxidermy,
Oops.
Yes, I will remind him to wear his night guard,
I love you, son. Anyway, call me back.
But it's very deep. And... sad.
I was hired by the Retirement Castle
I work there because I am a grown-up.
It might need to be more than just words.
if he has a freaky hair lump.
He never looked at me that way.
Uh, it died of natural causes, ding-dong.
Stop squirming and let me fart...
Oh. Oh, it's been almost six months.
Son, I know it's hard sharing a room
(gasps) You threw that zipper-first!
I don't have a bike, I have a car.
(chuckles)
(shrieks) Shelf rat!
It's very responsible.
Final looks on the plating, chef.
you were proud of me. Ever. In my entire life.
Why are you so obsessed with him?
(breathes loudly)
And what kind of kid does taxidermy?
Oh, wait. Did you bring your bike?
But now with Calvin,
Windshield wipers!
(gasps)
He's a rising star in the field. He takes classes with adults.
Now, let's announce tonight's winners.
(laughs)
Nobody's refilled my water glass.
I welcomed you into my home,
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