Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

used retainers?

(clamoring, laughter)

He never gave me uppies.

being a dad felt like the end of my youth.

Oh, so funny to murder innocent water birds.

You stopped a barbecue

Oh, yeah? I'll show you.

too tender and juicy, you know?

How did you two meet?

after Abe told me about his time in the war.

What? It's just two smelly shells glued on a board.

but this pelican gets to speak to the world as art.

I'll miss that little scamp, but you know,

Okay, I'll take both.

Are you seeing this?

(imitating adult): Oh, hello, Wendell's mom.

Anyway, I just wanted to say

(Calvin hums happily)

I'll sleep when I'm nine.

I make a million dollars a year. Did you know that?

You once deflated a bouncy house 'cause you smelled mildew.

If anything, I hold it in too long.

like waking up to a coffin being lowered on top of youse.

(chuckles) Stupid bun.