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Kinda. I stuck him in the worst nursing home I could find.
I had to get Band-Aids.
Hmm...
But how would a pelican have access to a freshwater fish?
(sighs)
- Lisa, you're the best! - You got this, Lisa!
We're not wasting any more time.
That's not true, she's more like a blanket
It's how I'm saying hello these days.
(indistinct chatter)
Oh, you're gonna tell Mom and Dad about this, aren't you?
- (gasps) - They've arrested Lisa!
That's not taxidermy, you idjit!
Abe and Calvin love to cook for company.
Um, Abe is still using the room. Using it like crazy.
So that's a fail.
(Homer chuckles)
I have a network of park ranger friends
and FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
To unprocessed trauma.
since you're kind of like my brother now.
but left his... (shudders) denture cup.
Uh, actually, I misspoke.
Well, the party's shut down, kids are packing up their stuff.