Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well I'm glad Red, but let's try telling a Christmas story where nobody gets caught in a fire fight.
And you know what, I do.
I know, but I need you to act like you are.
T.N.T.
for our little baby.
I'd rather have a boring one here with you.
Bad Santa.
What you need is a good pair of boots.
Pregnant women should not be standing on their tip toes,
and I disagree!
Don't go away kids, A Year Without A Santa Claus will be right back.
I'm dirty
I'm jealous.
Women to the left of me
Oh man, I knew that was funny.
Sorry I have to go, he's telling us about his boat.
What do you think you're doing? Eric you never showed up,
Well, it's Red's turn this year.
Ain't got no knife
Just remember Santa is a cheerful, jolly fellow, who never calls a child dumbass.