Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ready for what?

No, that's cool. I'm gonna do my own thing till class starts.

You can do this.

The only time I'm not is...

Your handwriting's harder to read than The Iliad.

Section two. Time! Switch! Let's go.

I told you I'm not into that UFC stuff.

I can't believe you're moving to Disney World.

Miles from here to Orlando.

- That's in a Bruce Lee movie, you idiot. - You're an idiot. Shut up.

Your "Grasshopper" speech. All I get is four words about breathing?

One rule, Jake.

All right, and with some technique, bro, you can do what I can never do.

but all he wants is to be you.

back the hell up or get the hell in.

The freaking Super Bowl of the Florida fight clubs.

What is the word on the street?

Dude, I don't have any gear on.

and Baja Miller.

- What about the other guy? - What about him?

- So when can I start? - Tomorrow, with Max. Beginner's class.

Guess Mom forgot to bring that one to Goodwill.

I'm gonna shove that camera up your ass.

What'd you say? What'd you say?

It's great. Everything's great.

Friends or family or what is at stake.

We love you, Ryan!

Come on, dude. I mean, we got to get you back in there, man.

that was pounding on me.

Apologies are good.

That's an insult to shit.

I'm learning the moves from one of the masters.

Come on, Ryan. You did it before. Overhand right. Overhand right.

Whoa! It's over.

I had every intention of fighting outside the gym.

Don't boo me. I'll beat your ass.

Don't freak out, man!

You should not be driving a stick.

- You got a problem, tough guy? - Yeah, I do got a problem.

So who are you voting for?

But you can't always change position. I mean, sometimes you just get stuck.

Something about uplift.

Not even a little.

Wanted to prove his manhood, I guess, by taking on a pro, you know?

It wasn't a fight.

What's up, babe?

You two have a good night.

Now you got nothing.

I don't know, 1,000?

Wait for the right moment. Position before submission.

Nice. Lower it.

You see, it's about submission.

- I thought that was your job. - Well, I am trying,

Being with me made you.

Jake, you're weak, man. You're weak, Jake. You ain't got nothing!

Anyone who wants to fight gets a shot. Girl on girl.

Where the hell are you going?

You'd walk the halls like a ghost.

The only time you're happy is when you're hurting people.

Look, people... People are talking.

- Sorry. - No, I like it.

I just had to say no, and I blew it.

Those look kind of cute on you.