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- Yeah. - For what?

- You set me up. - I get that. I do, but...

The kid was nine. He beat me, 6-3.

I didn't even try to stop him.

Ass-kicking, skull-crushing, mixed martial arts madness!

Don't compact your muscles now, we're just getting warmed up.

you're giving him exactly what he wants.

Come on, Mintz!

This could be it for the Hornets, folks.

The teams get a time and place of the draft by text message

You're either backing out or you're getting in.

You got good stance.

I mean, other than sucking up in English class.

That was not cool.

Not bad. What about you? You got any talents?

At least I can't.

I'm not impressed Not even a little

So do I look happy?

That's all you got.

And then when that happens, dude, forget about it.

control the outcome.

My responsibility.

Are you so self-righteous that you actually believe that?

Kill him, Ryan!

How do you win every time?

The argument can certainly be made that The Iliad celebrates war, obviously,

And my personal favorite, battle of the exes.

You're the one who's supposed to be setting the example.

You're fighting so that you don't have to fight again.

Tomorrow at 6:00. Don't be late.

You want some of this, bitch?

Go for the ribs, Ryan. He's hurt. Go for the ribs.

Yeah, baby. Come on, Ryan, get up!

Crack those ribs, baby. Break them. Tenderize them!

So, what the hell is going on tonight, man?

- Breathe. - I am breathing!

Won the whole tournament twice.

Here, let me give you a hand with that.

You know, I can't figure out, though,

Always has been

we did some homework.

- Jake Tyler. - Yes, he does.

Whose house is this?

You know, I don't think I've seen this one on ESPN.

I’ve seen your gif’s before.. I can bang bro?

That's bullshit. That's not even a word.

- So is that it? - Is that what?

Control the outcome

I'm a quick learner.

You have to fight for his forgiveness.

Yo, I'm Max Cooperman.

You're so set on hurting people, you just hurt yourself.

I'm sorry. You lost me at "vainglorious".

I'm sorry, man. Come on.

- Want to try that, Charlie? - You sure?

Yeah get the gloves

Wow, talk about dropping the ball there.

Slight mix-up, man. It's not McCarthy versus Tyler.

Are you getting smart with me here in front of your friends?

But that old-school boxing shit, it just...

You're from Ohio, right?

Tyler and Moore are going at it.

but we'll have to keep you here overnight for observation.

My teacher, Jean Roqua.