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- You got it? - No.
He can move well, sings well.
Hi, sir. I'm so sorry to bother you.
Okay, now.
Thank you. Thank you...
They're both healthy things. Yoghurt, yoga.
Keep my eyes and ears open. Maybe there's somebody I can fix you up with.
- A vino, a nice vino. - Me too.
- Thank you. - Just kind of fell in my lap.
and you need to use a toilet, I'm your guy.
Hey, if it's okay with you, I'm taking your car today.
and it's hot as hell. I'm sweating like a...
Hey, guys.
You didn't know that trick before the magician
- Why? - I have my reasons.
- One trick makes you a magician? - Did I trick you?
Hey, I've got a good joke.
That's what you're saying. I'm saying I'm naturally a magician.
- Sorry. - Stewart, how'd you do the trick?
No, it ain't looking like it's supposed to.
What kind of person is so insecure that they have to make somebody
if you gotta pee, knock on a door,
You've all heard of theater-in-the-round.
Well, I'm sorry. They require a chaperon.
You looked at it from behind.
What an idea! That's just great!
No no, just give me one more minute, okay?
- Did you get the corners? - You know what I'll do?
All right, look, I'll tell you what.
blind or sighted, okay?
I don't like the "Happy Birthday" song.
It's not fair everybody knows what she looks like except you?
Oh, I almost didn't tell you.
So, last night at about 11:30,
I can't teach you.
- Everybody's blind now. - That's exactly what it is.
- The fact that you're a stupid baby! - I'm a stupid...
- Oh, okay, yoghurt. - Hmm?
Done, done.
I'll bet you those guys took my sunblock.
You're not driving me around like a chauffeur.
- Nobody. - It's great.
I'm taking half that candy.
- Yeah? - We did good today.
that people get to see her and I don't.
Hello.