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Have you called the police?
So she told you.
You're welcome.
Our former captain just died saving our lives.
He locked me in the closet for eleven hours that night.
this week about a gas leak.
Well, he saved my cat, Chairman Meow,
who was my life back then.
the poop up off the window.
Yeah.
-I know. -I'm mortified.
Travis: What is that arm doing?
Okay, her jaw is locked.
Ohh, I'm so embarrassed for her. Mm.
Um, my first day on the job, first call [sniffles]
it, uh -- it was clogged.
They have no idea.
Oh, sorry, I just -- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Uh, no, no, I-I know.
[ Klaxons sound ] There's a still alarm in the barn!
I can't find a way out.
in the window with her poop.
♪♪
[ Crying ]
It's just a little gas.
♪♪
5%?
so why don't you back the hell up?
the whole single-mother thing one condom at a time,
Is there a problem, sir?
and I know the only things that help me through pain
♪♪
Tamil. Tamil, has she done this before?
You can be a sexy turkey costume?
Okay.
Probably on account of my childhood.
Which is, just -- I mean, I'm super grateful.
Yeah, then, um, at the end of my shift, he, uh --
♪♪
Oh, really? Is that true, Marcus?
and I don't want to be the person hiding her epilepsy
Hey...
♪ Just as the night swallows the sun ♪ The only thing that's okay in any of this
We're coming down.
♪♪
Hope you like Hawaiian.
[ Sighs ] This place is kinda dark, huh?
You okay?
[ Laughing ] Your country needs you.
and fell to his death to save my entire team.
Shut up.
I, um...need to pack a bag.
♪♪
And she's never mentioned having epilepsy?
Okay. Do we need to buy props?
and now this really nice old dude
♪♪
before you clear out. Nice.
part of the sales pitch was that firefighters
So pick a damn month
Dara, when you're with Tamil, do you take off your bracelet
[ Sniffles ]
As a man, you are more prone to self...filtering.
Can you help us?
Hey.
♪ Silence will turn to sleep ♪
this -- this can't have been the worst thing you've seen.