Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

We could party together, do all the same shit that we used to do together.

Until next time. Until next time!

But, you know what, at least I got to keep little Furlong.

Okay, we have to get out of here.

All he's gonna do is tell them off.

I mean, if the cops come by and find out I'm involved,

Great, everybody's getting laid but me.

I am not sure yet.

AJ was supposed to drive my car back,

I'm sure you will.

What are you talking about?

Fucking awesome.

I had a blast. I was unforgettable.

Okay, Dad, I get it. ...but I'm just...

Hey, you know, Kara, you should drink some more water.

This isn't napping time.

your mother and I, we would do it every day.

What can I do for you, sir?

Do you guys wanna do one with me?

I honestly think I had fun.

Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

There you guys are. Look around. Can you believe this shit?

Are you planning on being on All Stars?

Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!

Hey, Jim, your dad is so much cooler than you.

Hey, excuse me. What the hell is going on?

That is so sexy.

Shit, sorry, Mr. Duraiswamy It's... I was just...

I see somebody's been stalking my Facebook page.

I don't pay you to think. You are a temp.

But you can't just wait for the two of you to be alone.

All right then, I'll see you.

I got my high school reunion.

I say we make this weekend our bitch.

My friend's car broke down,

online dating services.

A person's virginity is something sacred, you know?

Jim, you do realize that the lid is see-through, right?

Ron's a cardiologist at my hospital.

I'll see you later, buddy.

Come on. Okay, good.

But it's very important not to stop being a husband and a wife.

I'm going to drop Ev at my grandma's

Now, look at me. I'm the bitch of this place.

Dude, you need to get banged bad.

I was kind of hoping to spend a little time with the wife.

Who wants to see my baby shake his booty?

Got a whole '90s theme planned.

What do you say, until next time?

Oh, my God! Look who it is.

I told him we're in.

I'm sorry, excuse me.

Yeah, man. Nice work.

Huh? That's good, it's all clean.

I married the most wonderful woman in the world.

Come on, we'll go a few days early. No Stifler this time.

Can I get a pic?

Nadia, it's so nice to see you.

Come on, buddy, I'm busting balls. Huh?

So, is your buddy, the other MILF guy, here tonight?

I still don't get why we need an interior decorator.

Wait for it. Wait for it!

And what about Oz?

Mmm. Dinner smells great.

Oh! I almost forgot, Mario Lopez is having a Memorial Day party.

There's just a part of me that still wishes that

What are you doing?

You destroyed their jet skis.

I don't know who this is, but I'm pretty fucking busy right now.

All these women are either married or came with dates.

But if there's anything that you want to talk about,

Why don't you give this to our host, son?

It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.

You're telling me you haven't gotten a little bit tipsy

I'm on my way to your place and...

UNWC Frat Boy 2nd award LCpl with 27% int Charger and a zyn/energy drink problem

We might need something a little more recent.

Choir chick! Whoa!

Oh, my God! The Vicky? Kevin has told me so much about you.

You know, the one that looked like Adam Sandler.

I'm going to fucking kill you.

I'm disappointed.

but remember our first time was at a Stifler party.

Seriously, I would never do that!

Will you get him for me, Daddy? Please.

Why do you think you went to Hebrew school three times a week?

It feels like a Smurf's ass.

I'm just saying that usually I'm not one for swapping,

What's up, man? Jim.

OPS JUMP! OPS JUMP!

Hey, shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight,

Yeah, I'm sure you are.

You are such a prude!

Well, that was interesting.

Oh, my God, I love this song.

I'm gonna throw up.

You get a Triple A-plus in my book.