Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, because they were soaking wet

Just don't fuck up, Stafler.

Every News Channel right now!! MILT! MILT! MILT!!

I have to go right now, but I'll call you back in a little bit.

Gonna have to find me.

You didn't actually think I'd fall asleep again, did you?

and I just know

Wait, where are you going?

No. Mmm-mmm. No?

I liked you because you were still the same good guy

and, in other ways, you're exactly the same.

They got a shot?

So, Stifler, you're looking sharp.

Can you believe that jerk?

And I was promised a raise, and I didn't get it, so I

This is Ingrid.

Oh, that's Mr. Moo!

Hello, sweetheart.

Oh, wait. There he is.

Holy shit! Excuse me.

You take one swing at me, I will sue you for all you're worth.

- Cheers! - Yeah! All right!

Well, next round's on me, okay, guys?

They were actually just talking about you earlier.

Hey, babe, I'm home!

Yeah, no, I'll just call the chairman,

She flew out this morning.

Are we sure this is Stifler's?

I really need to talk about, Jim.

It's so smooth.

I'm not talking about the show.

That's disgusting.

You have really been bringing it all season long.

No, things in that department were fine.

What about your career? LA?

I don't think he's going to show.

I'm looking for Paul Finch. Have you seen him anywhere?

Yeah! Yeah, this is you, right?

Married. Had a kid.

I don't have to go on with that.

That's Jim? He looks nothing like me.

God, you're so big, it hurts.

Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm okay. I was just... Um...

Look who's jealous now.

Oh! Well, another time.

Wait a minute, do I sense a little jealousy there?

Yeah. I mean, everything's good, especially work-wise.

Well, our first reunion is officially in the books.

Yeah, about that. I feel like I'm being way underutilized here.

I think you are a lot more than sidekick material.

Actually, I was thinking about going

At least he was with a real, live human girl.

The place is romance incarnate.

Be a real man, you have a beard now.

Wish List? I don't remember that.

for kicking some horny kid's teeth in

Be everything I set out to be.

I know you wouldn't.

There's gotta be someone in town you can see a movie with.

Since then, I've just been biking through South America.

What happened to pissing in their suntan lotion?

I mean, I'm in. Of course I'm in. Come on, what?

I understand. It's just, you know, he's two.

You have to go.

I’m gonna fucking kill you

You're opening doors now? How did...

it's that I like to handle a stick

So, basically, you are the most interesting man in the world.

Finch, just tell them.

First you fuck with my jet ski, then you fuck my girlfriend?

You tell me. You're in the hot tub with another dude.

And then Evan was born

What are you up to these days?

That is a great look for me!

We don't have to wait 13 years to see each other again.

I'm sorry, guys, you'll have to excuse me.

that wasn't me.

Give it to me, daddy. Give it to me... Oh, yeah.

But he was never that interested.

I am a bit jealous.

I really was admiring how clean your toilet was in your bathroom.

Okay. Yeah, we'll just, we'll go home.

there isn't a whole other side to you.

Dad, you've always been there to give me advice.

The thing is, Stifler is throwing a party tonight.

you'll always be my first love.

'Cause you're the best."

Kara, listen. Um...

They still haven't gotten you an assistant yet, huh?

I can't think of a better birthday gift.

I was just planning on staying in tonight

Dude every new channel is like MILT! MILT! MILT!

Let's keep that in the past, though, okay?

What, did you write something cheesy? Let's see.

Nice! Oh, my God.

You have something going on with this skank?

Don't get me wrong, all right.

What took you guys so long?

I'll be right back, okay?

So sorry to interrupt, Stafler.

Where do you think you're going?

I feel like a whole new man after this weekend.

Until next time. Until next time!

there would be no more wars.

I'm going to stay with my grandmother.

Did you feel it?

I don't think so.

Where the hell is he?

Oh, I do. I do, I'm sorry. Guilty as charged.

and you two used to bang.

He turned the damn thing into a crumble in about two seconds.

I'm disappointed.

Classic rock? This is classic rock now?