Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, you know, your mother and I did go to a lot of movies.

You are the best!

Tell me when, okay?

I was just watching your show a minute ago.

Yeah, how could I forget?

I walked into the kitchen once, and I saw Jim humping a pie.

about getting together a couple of days before the reunion.

You're going down, Sandler.

Whoa, that looks like it hurt.

Hey, the fight's over, guys.

You got it. Class of '99.

I've just been... Busy?

And you'll be teaching him about masturbation

Oh, I'm sorry, Jim.

She was waiting until she turns 18. You do the math.

Whoa! Hey! Whoa! That's not water. Okay.

I fucked Finch's mom.

to let me drive in this condition.

They splashed us.

Stifler's parties can get a little.

What? You're not a kid any more.

Better than this?

In fact, I dated a few of them.

Oh, God, Michelle! Fuck, I love you!

Okay... Perfect.

Prettygood. Yeah, pretty good. Let's see.

Oh, hey, check this out, you guys.

The truth is, you're still a dork,

What are you guys talking about?

Okay. And don't worry, I won't watch Gossip Girl without you.

You're a lucky man, Oz.

Oh, I got an idea. What about a dance-off? Huh?

if we just danced a little bit more,

Dude, yes, she is.

You can't... Don't do that.

That actually makes a lot of sense.

so I wanna make it count.

She was the mouth that got away.

Nice scarf. I see you finally came out of the closet.

Aw, that is so cute!

So, you brought the goods?

You have to try these cupcakes, they're awesome.

What are you talking about?

I'm her boyfriend.

Okay, I get it, Dad.

I am an assistant manager at a Staples in Bayonne, New Jersey.

Oh, Jim, Jim, Jim.

Oh! Man, the Senior Wish List.

I thought he was gonna cut their jet skis free.

Yeah. And, hey, listen, my friends call me Doctor Ron, D-Ron or just Dron.

Michelle used to lov going to the Falls.

and everyone's married and having kids,

the better off you will be.

No, I just wanted to hear the sound of your voice.

Yes, I did. You know why?

"Chillax"? Dad, where are you going?

Stifler? Stifler!

Oh, the lake! Yes, of course, the...

Who's stalking who now?

"amazingcollegesluts.com" pops up.

You make it sound like I'm a superhero.

Half the lacrosse team was gay.

Hey, Heather, you down there?

I do love you, but you need to

It's Stifler, fucker.

It's not so bad.

Hey, you know what? I think I have to go to the bathroom.

Jim Levenstein.

Let me see what I put.

Hey, give me a second, I gotta find some toilet paper.

Jesus, Stifler.

And what a terrific soiree you're throwing here tonight.

Yes, true love.

I spilled coffee on myself while I was driving.

Think they'd be into it?

Yeah, come on, man. None of that shit matters.

Don't mess with the Class of '99, bitch!

Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!

We shouldn't wait until the next reunion.

Thanks! This is great, man.

Who are you calling a skank, you fucking bitch?

because I have a reunion to attend.

I'll bet. Jesus, Finch.

Chad, which college football powerhouse

That's fine, we can...

Chris, this is Ron, my boyfriend.

Any sign of him yet?

How the hell does she know my name?

Look, Kev, I think you should go talk to Vicky.

We discussed all this last night.

Billy! Oh, my God, you're looking so svelte.

Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Okay.

"hopes to have the sex life of Ricky Martin."

What are you talking about? Did you change your hair color?

Does this song sound familiar?

All over the anus, got it.

Kevin, in France,