Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, wow. Who the hell do you think you are?

Ellie, this is Vicky.

You never could find me.

You know, it's funny.

Michelle, you look beautiful.

You motherfucker!

Kara, I told you these boys try to get you drunk

Hey, I missed your wedding, I wasn't gonna miss this.

So, you two are banging,

Sandler? What the...

"Oh, I'm good, Stifmeister, 'cause you know what?

Becuase Im the PIFMiester

And she started taking off her clothes, and touching my...

I'm glad you think so highly of me.

I can't tell you how many times I walked into Steven's room

Oh, God, this is bad. This is very, very bad.

All right, you wanna hear what you wrote, Finch?

Now think of all the fans you have.

Well, what about Jim and Michelle time?

I miss you, too.

At least let me have the house for the weekend.

with a well-placed thumb.

"Oh, I am the best." "Yes, you are the..."

Listen, we really need to...

Happy birthday.

You know what, I am gonna handle this myself.

Well, should we do something?

I'm gonna have to go with my alma mater, the Oregon State.

What was that sound?

"Kevin Myers. Hopes to still be living it up"

I appreciate that, Kevin. But my mom, actually, bailed me out.

that made you feel that way, but...

I woke up next to her in bed, and all our clothes were off.

I don't really remember.

Come on. I was a complete jerk last night.

What the fuck are you fuckers doing here?

And I don't have all the answers right now, but I see you,

That was very smooth, Stifler.

I always preferred staying at home, throwing on a little NPR.

Yes, we do need to stare.

I feel the sooner you realize that you're the bitch,

Just wonderful!

We can bury the hatchet here, huh?

because you are so self-centered and...

And neither should I.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What're you doing?

9l", my God, yeah!

She used to call me Big Stiffy.

Whether I believe you or not,

Who might you be?

What? The lake?

Wait, what about our deal?

I just wanted another glimpse. No.

Yeah, sure. Wait here, I'll be right back.

I have to tell you something.

He touched my snatch!

Is everything okay?

Hank! Hank! Hank!

Let's just say that friendship is a two-way street.

No, I'm the one who should be apologizing.

There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl over there that you used to babysit.

Look, I know they missed the ten-year by a couple,

Sundays, noon to three? Tuesdays, four to seven?

James? What? Come on!

I think one of those guys was Kara's babysitter.

Hey, Steve, come on, this is...

Selena and I, we're planning a little jaunt to Europe.

You can't blame me for wanting to settle down.

Come on, guys. That was pretty funny.

Daddy needs a Band-Aid.

No, and it wasn't the handle side, either.

So, we didn't have sex?

"I get knocked down but I get up again."

And don't forget, we still have to watch Real Housewives.

Okay, boys, the past is the past.

Now you know how it feels, Big Stiffy.

Huh? Maybe a little pendant? The new Nicki Minaj album?

Leaner lines. I still have mobility.

Faster than a speeding stroller, more powerful than a mini-van.

You and you, stay here.

Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle?

Oh, my... Where did your...

It's about time. Yeah.

You must be Stifler. I've heard a lot about you. Ow!

Haven%I seen you before?

You have to make your own alone time.

You are so trapped in the past, Stifler.

Take a look. I'm nervous.

Are you all right?

I've been looking all over for you.

Look, I love my wife, but I need a weekend with the guys.