Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You must have known that, right?

'cause I plan on bringing some ass back from the reunion,

But I don't need to do that. I can do that tomorrow.

Will you take me?

Oh, my God. This is the jackass.

Look at this big bruiser! Oh, my goodness!

It is so great to see all you kids back in town.

Taking what's mine.

I don't care about her at all!

Okay, wait a second.

Just, it's going to be tough to find a guy as good as you.

Is everything okay?

Heather, I want this.

Fucker. What was that?

Oh, God. Okay. Um...

What do you do over there?

That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

Looks like the VIN numbers match up.

in the Levenstein household lately.

You made it! Made what?

You mean to tell me that none of you have cell phones?

Are you crazy? I love the Twilight books.

Finch was a klutz.

But the fact that I still have feelings for you

go out there, and get some ass.

Dump the body? This isn't a mob hit.

Who were you talking to?

but, you know, seems like people are actually going.

A lot of memories.

Oh, God, Michelle.

Watch it, Stifler. You know these girls are, like, half your age.

Well, you know, a babysitter's job never ends.

Uh-uh. Not this time.

Hold on. Let Stifler do his thing.

Sorry, we can explain.

nothing's changed.

Because sometimes you can buy a little time

Well, if you're going, I'm going, too.

I can do it, okay? I promise, I'll get it done.

What about you guys?

Oh my god are you alright!?

Don't listen to him.

Have you heard from Michelle?

I wanted us to have a fucking fun time

Paul, what's going on? What is this about?

That time they caught us making out at the Falls.

Hey, Kev, you know who my favorite housewife is?

Because that's the lamest name ever!

I want you to be my first.

Because I won't go there.

You used to be morbidly obese. I was concerned.

I blame you. How much did you let him drink last night?

Fuck yeah! I jizzed like a racehorse.

Oh, of course you did.

Services? Yeah.

You can be whoever you wanna be. You just gotta be it.

What are you worried about?

to my high school reunion that weekend.

Wait, is that Heather?

You don't remember me, do you?

Reggie, give me some love.

I'm about to! I'm about to!

or killed a camel with your bare hands.

I can top that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chris Ostreicher, Ron Douglas. It's a pleasure to meet you.

I would prefer it if I was the one

Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack.

You know, it has been three years since she passed, Dad.

She said she may or may not come.

We have to watch this.

So you've really been to every country in South America?

Hey, guys. Sorry we're late.

Sholdn't you be dancing with your girlfriend?

Oh, my God. I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.

What are you doing?

I'm not worth jack shit, Dron.

What's up, Class of '99-ers?

"Steve Stifler."

As long as you're mine, I'm happy.

that have to do with the little guy's weenie.

Down it, man! Just chug it! Chug it!

Daddy, boo-boo.

Oh, my God, I know you. You were on Celebrity Dance Off.

Awesome! Let's do another one.

Huh? Oh, that? That's...

I don't know. I'm a mom now.

You know it is.

I am so sorry for all of this. I cn explain.

Oh! No, no, no.

Mostly negative.

I really can't keep Michelle waiting. Can we just head back?

Agreed. There's no need to stoop to their level.

I saw a monster. A what?

Are you ready for me, Stifler?

Well, that is a thoughtful take on foreign policy.

Kara, this is not funny.

Come on. Get in bed with me.