Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow.

Dude, you have an amazing body!

I don't know. It might be normal in your world.

and we see, like, all of our old friends,

I always wanted Paul to be more into sports.

Definitely not for your dick.

Yeah, I flew in from New York last night.

I'm a father for Christ's sakes.

Oh, my God, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

I can't be mad at my angel.

That little shit took my top!

Oh, boy. Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

But I am putting you to work.

You know what? I must have put two F's in "Stifmeister."

Because, you know what, it's dangerous.

Hey, bar wench, can I get a Budweiser?

Hey, I got a treat for everybody. I picked something up.

I'm a lesbian now, and this is my girlfriend.

Give it to me, daddy. Oh, yeah.

It would be nice to get out of the house.

Thank you for telling me how you feel.

I was reaching for something.

you have to rub it all over the anus, too.

Let him go. Let him have some fun.

You understand? Yeah, listen, Jim.

Listen, we had a blast the other night.

If you get it, then why the questions?

You're going through thi, I am sorry. I should be listening.

Uh... Remember Teletubby Tuesdays?

What about you?

and, you know, doing a little reading.

"Oh, yeah, yeah..."

before you went to med school.

Oh, Finch's mom!

Dude, how would you like to have your world blown?

And that wraps it up for my special guest, Chad Ochocinco.

Why didn't I do this 30 years ago?

Mia, love, phone call. It's Rumer.

You were such a good dancer. I felt so bad when you got voted off.

You were dating someone named Alessandro?

maybe you are kind of a dick.

Don't worry. I locked it.

Celebrity Dance Off, Season Six. My man, Chris Ostreicher.

I'm really sorry.

Did you guys see the look on their faces?

Is he all right?

I love how, after all these years, you're still taking care of me.

Hasta la vista, Stifler.

I don't know, I guess I just felt guilty.

Probably, you know.

And you can pick things up.

That was really...

Jennifer's not a skank.

Coffee for the pretty lady?

Yeah. Let me guess,

Look, Stifler, none of our lives are perfect.

But, I gotta be honest, Chris, I could use a little adventure myself.

and I'll get him to reschedule.

You know, Finch, just because you sold out

Do me a favor, take a look at the tape.

Didn't realize the Special Olympics competed at night.

Holy shit! What?

Hey, Jim, can you hand me those paper towels, please?

And there they are.

Well, we gotta clean this up before we go to the lake.

Changed at all, Jim.

Hell yes! That's why I'm here.

I thought you'd never...

Yeah, right, at my age? I don't think so.

that doesn't mean you should be embarrassed.

You want to be with him?

knows it's the size of a leprechaun's pinkie.

AJ, what are you doing here?

- He has grown. - Look at him! Huh?

A pretty lady like you shouldn't be drinking quite so much.

Come on and get in bed with me?

Hey, I was just gonna do a birthday shot.

I love him so much. More now than ever before.

Didn't we? Yes, we did.

And I can still kick your *ss

She's really upset over there.

It looks like a high school party.

What about the reunion tonight?