Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll get us some drinks.

But I'm not going to.

Wait, Michelle. Hold on, hold on.

Please, I want you to come so bad.

so you got a lot of work to do.

Do you mind if I tell you how I feel?

Come on! We're going to the same place.

Jim was just saying how much fun he had taking care of you.

But no matter how much time passes

Shh. Okay, nothing happened, Stifer. Okay? Nothing happened.

No, no, no. You go. I'll be fine.

Dude, you walked in on Doug and Barry in the shower.

Come on. No one will ever find out.

And you'll always be mine.

Okay, I know it doesn't sound good, but nothing happened, okay?

And they haven't really picked up since, you know?

MILF! MILF! MILF!

and cradle those balls.

Not me. I'm going to take some time off my job

Jesus, Stifler, what happened to just stealing their beer?

You wanna make out? Yeah.

I have been in her house a million times to babysit.

Look, I'll make this quick, okay?

I just thought they were wrestling.

Or maybe I've just never had sex in public.

You don't remember?

and I caught him in the middle of sex with some girl.

Don't you know they fired your ass?

Let's just go. Let's go.

Well, I'd love to, but your dad has been with Ev all day.

Besides, it wouldn't be responsible

The paper towels!

Who the hell changed the music?

We have to get out. How do you get out?

Hey, don't forget, you were the one who broke up with me

I just forgot how awesom this is.

Look, Paul, I didn't like you because you climbed the Alps,

Because to me you look like a little bitch pussy.

Listen, Vicky, about last night,

Wow! That's a big-time firm.

If you want my opinion, I think you got cheated.

Hope you guys are thirsty. Stifler Claus is here.

In some ways, you've completely changed,

And if you do that, the sex will come.

Good to see you, pal.

I say we keep this party going.

Guess the party's over.

That's the father of my child.

Let's see the results.

Oh, come on, guys. I think we're all pretty

What the hell's going on in here?

You know what? I'm going to get you fucked up.

Do you have those photos?

"You know, I love you so much that I'm going to just have some fun down here."

Happy birthday!

Let's make a deal.

- It's so good to see you. - Hey, Dad.

Then, gentlemen, I hope you're all wearing protection,

Oh, God, there it is. I don't think I can hold it any more.

Okay. Calm down there, Susan.

and stick around here with Heather for a while.

when you lose something that's important to you, it doesn't feel very good.

You don't have to sugarcoat it.

you guys are here for the reunion, huh?

I mean, it's not every day you get to see a model walking around off the page.

Ladies? They bailed, dude.

And if there's anything I learned from lacrosse players,

Just make sure you call your mom. She misses you.

on Myers Family Wine Night?

How is your mother, Stifler?

Stifler's having a party tonight.

Nothing, Mr. Duraiswamy.

How'd you get back in?

Oh, my God. That's disgusting.

You should think about it.

A gentleman never kisses and tells, Jim.

Look, Mom, Daddy!

No, I just thought... "I just thought..."

What's with you jacking my style, bitch?

I don't know. Can you promise to keep your shirt on?

It's a good one.

Blowjob Lipstein.

Oh, yeah, I need this.

I miss you, babe.

Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

I shouldn't. Yes, we should, yes, we should.

Listen, find your nametag, find out what table you're sitting at.

I don't think we're dressed appropriately for the occasion.

Seriously, this guy?

Mr. Levenstein. Yes.

Anything I can get for you, Christopher?

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Don't hurt my friend!

What's up, bro?

Oh, yeah! Oh, my God!

What are you talking about, Stifler?

What the hell is going on here?

Every time I want to shop online and I start typing "Amazon,"

You have certainly reinvented yourself.

A happy ending? What's that?

You're not even close to being finished and you're up here

In more ways than one.

The only math I know is you've added your penis to her vagina zero times.

Wanna hit this?

Well, I mean, you know, obviously,