Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. Are you a friend of his?

Well, yeah, maybe you've got time, but..

Hold on, is that really happening?

Because we want you to plan our wedding.

You and Michelle haven't been...

Oh, Jim Levenstein! Right!

All right, get ready.

I can't believe the way I acted. I'm so embarrassed.

How about a joint, then?

I told you I was an expert.

so they can take advantage of you.

Oh, no, he's gorgeous on paper.

Hurry up. Come on!

But I have to say you're much sexier in person.

Maybe it was good that they will learn to respect their elders.

I should really wait for someone special.

We'll see if their offensive line can hold.

No, no, no, no, not at my party.

Now, let's see what we are dealing with.

Kara, wake up. Kara!

But... Yeah, yeah...

I got your Jew scarf!

I just don't want you to settle.

Oh, that's fantastic!

JDate? You have to be kidding me.

You know what? Hold on a second.

'Cause, your face, you're just so familiar.

Jesus, Kara. What are you doing here?

I'm a fucking heart surgeon, this guy's not even on ESPN.

You know, when I was in high school, I dated a lacrosse player.

Am I good sidekick material?

Alessandro is long gone.

I was talking about

I promise you I will do everything I can to make it up to you.

What? What is it?

Everybody, raise the roof for Chris Ostreicher!

Dude, these young chicks, they know some crazy shit in the bedroom.

And let me tell you something, I snagged a pelt or two.

Something that I don't want to be.

That was awesome!

Who did you end up with?

What are you going to do? Hit me, Oz? Huh?

You brought him?

She's something else.

You made some sort of mistake.

This is Chris Ostreicher reminding you to play on, plava!

and I caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass.

It's not a card, it's the truth.

Kara. You came!

Sorry, we thought this was more baby-friendly.

Want to go to a Justin Bieber concert?

Boy, these pages are all stuck together here.

Am I wrong, or was this place a lot more fun when we were younger?

It's not what you think, okay?

Yeah, Stifler, we are gay.

What are you getting at, Ron?

You know, when you rub the Aquaphor on his tush,

This is not a problem, so do not worry.

Let the man make his own decisions.

I'm sorry. You're right.

but they just have too much sentimental value.

Stifler better not do anything crazy.

What do you want, Chris?

What do you say?

Let's get in bed.

You're special.

We're here about that stolen motorcycle.

Oh, shit, shit. We were supposed to...

I'm still that guy.

You know, in my day we called it a beaver.

Thanks. I'm kidding.

When you guys were busy jacking off in high school,

an erectile problem?

Mmm, sweetie pie!

Bravo, by the way.

I want you to come all over my...

did you and Mom...

I heard Finch's mom doesn't even know where he is.

meet someone else?

Oh, your son's such a dork!

In fact, I can't believe we haven't met. I'm Steven Stifler.

I know, I can't help it.

When your crush hates you Oh, my God! We have, like, so much in common!

Hopefully, it'll be more of a bratwurst by the time he's a teenager...

And I don't consider French Guiana a nation.

Drink it. Drink it! Drink it! No, I can't.

Well, I made plans with the guys

You okay there, Kev?

No, I'm not... Kara, please. Oh, God. Please.

I say we keep this party going

Hey, watch it! Okay, jeez.

Um, Stifler, do you know where you're going?