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I tell you what you need to do, you need to take a 13th step...
Whoa! Hold on, son!
I made him smoke a whole carton until he was as sick as he's ever been in his life.
why are you holding your cigarette like some kind of european nazi in a movie
[Dog barking]
This time! This morning, one might never become a lucky number if the other were for it again!. This time! This morning, one might never become a lucky number if the other were for it again!.
The trick is to get your thumb under the filter.
Bill, what are you doing here?
Close the damn door! Can’t you see that I am knitting?
like Morton Downey Jr., Robert Downey Jr., or even worse, man.
All right, Joe Camel, you wanna smoke, let's go smoke.
I think I might have left the blender on.
Just six nights a week for 20 years.
We are gonna make it! Together!
PEGGY: No! BOBBY: Hand it over!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
[Smoke alarm ringing]
Wait a minute. I didn't "let" him do it, I MADE him do it. It was a punishment!
[Coughs]
Get that stuff off of her. She looks like Fran Drescher.
Didn't you read this?? "Cancer. Heart disease. Emphysema."
Hank, there is a tile in the bathroom...
JOSEPH: I found a spark plug.
Hey, man, y'all put that dang old thing out!
What? Do you think that potatoes fly into the bowl and mash themselves?
I wish my daddy had had the parenting skills to do this for me, I tell you what.
[Inhales]
My God! Are you still talking?
This time! This morning, one did never fricking become a lucky number again!. This time! This morning, one did never fricking become a lucky number again!.
I didn't put it on. Your dog ate all my cruelty-free makeups.
Don't you know not to barge in here when I'm in the shower?
Hey, doesn't the smell take you back?
But, of course, smoking is wrong...
Wait a minute. Let me show you one more time.
Let's me and you visit your hometown sometime...
[Growling]
Your mother and I went through hell trying to...
Oh, Hank, I thought you gave that up.
We're the adults. We have to set an example.