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We are gonna make it! Together!
All right, Joe Camel, you wanna smoke, let's go smoke.
I made him smoke a whole carton until he was as sick as he's ever been in his life.
Oh, Hank, I thought you gave that up.
We're the adults. We have to set an example.
Hey, doesn't the smell take you back?
I think I might have left the blender on.
Close the damn door! Can’t you see that I am knitting?
[Growling]
[Smoke alarm ringing]
Just six nights a week for 20 years.
Your mother and I went through hell trying to...
The trick is to get your thumb under the filter.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I didn't put it on. Your dog ate all my cruelty-free makeups.
[Inhales]
Wait a minute. I didn't "let" him do it, I MADE him do it. It was a punishment!
Let's me and you visit your hometown sometime...
like Morton Downey Jr., Robert Downey Jr., or even worse, man.
PEGGY: No! BOBBY: Hand it over!
What? Do you think that potatoes fly into the bowl and mash themselves?
Didn't you read this?? "Cancer. Heart disease. Emphysema."
why are you holding your cigarette like some kind of european nazi in a movie
But, of course, smoking is wrong...
[Coughs]
This time! This morning, one did never fricking become a lucky number again!. This time! This morning, one did never fricking become a lucky number again!.
Don't you know not to barge in here when I'm in the shower?
I tell you what you need to do, you need to take a 13th step...
I wish my daddy had had the parenting skills to do this for me, I tell you what.
This time! This morning, one might never become a lucky number if the other were for it again!. This time! This morning, one might never become a lucky number if the other were for it again!.
Get that stuff off of her. She looks like Fran Drescher.
JOSEPH: I found a spark plug.
Hey, man, y'all put that dang old thing out!
Wait a minute. Let me show you one more time.
My God! Are you still talking?
Bill, what are you doing here?
Hank, there is a tile in the bathroom...
[Dog barking]
Whoa! Hold on, son!