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but I opened it with a Swiss Army knife.
realize impending death was all we had in common,
Oh.
-Hey. -Aw.
What?
I have a place.
And it's only slightly different from "little potato,"
I want you
It's perfect.
Thank you.
I know that your feet get cold when you're nervous,
All right.
-I'm doing! Oh, my God. -All right, all right.
Yeah, something to thank her for the sacrifice she's making.
Love you, Dad. The surgery's gonna go great.
before it loses its glamour.
Yeah, mine says, "I run on spare parts."
I guess this is goodbye.
and I tell her she's grounded for the rest of my life,
Yeah, but I'm gonna keep with the original date
It's like our kidneys are going to prom.
The me a year ago would've immediately said "yes."
in the IHOP parking lot so many times
What? No! Why not?
Honestly, it kind of got me thinking.
[camera clicking]♪ I never gotta wonder where my honey be ♪
Hey.
I don't want to mess this up
I take on the feelings of those around me.
I'll save you two-and-a-half hours. Floss.
...I can do the transplant surgery on Tuesday.
Damn it, Jerry!
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