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All right.
I want you
Yeah, something to thank her for the sacrifice she's making.
And it's only slightly different from "little potato,"
It's perfect.
I know that your feet get cold when you're nervous,
Love you, Dad. The surgery's gonna go great.
The me a year ago would've immediately said "yes."
It's like our kidneys are going to prom.
What?
-Hey. -Aw.
but I opened it with a Swiss Army knife.
Thank you.
Oh.
realize impending death was all we had in common,
I don't want to mess this up
Honestly, it kind of got me thinking.
I guess this is goodbye.
Yeah, but I'm gonna keep with the original date
Damn it, Jerry!
I'll save you two-and-a-half hours. Floss.
before it loses its glamour.
[camera clicking]♪ I never gotta wonder where my honey be ♪
-I'm doing! Oh, my God. -All right, all right.
...I can do the transplant surgery on Tuesday.
Hey.
in the IHOP parking lot so many times
I have a place.
What? No! Why not?
Yeah, mine says, "I run on spare parts."
I take on the feelings of those around me.
and I tell her she's grounded for the rest of my life,