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The me a year ago would've immediately said "yes."
I guess this is goodbye.
I don't want to mess this up
but I opened it with a Swiss Army knife.
Yeah, something to thank her for the sacrifice she's making.
Honestly, it kind of got me thinking.
Yeah, mine says, "I run on spare parts."
and I tell her she's grounded for the rest of my life,
Yeah, but I'm gonna keep with the original date
And it's only slightly different from "little potato,"
Hey.
before it loses its glamour.
realize impending death was all we had in common,
I take on the feelings of those around me.
I'll save you two-and-a-half hours. Floss.
in the IHOP parking lot so many times
It's perfect.
What? No! Why not?
I know that your feet get cold when you're nervous,
-Hey. -Aw.
Thank you.
-I'm doing! Oh, my God. -All right, all right.
It's like our kidneys are going to prom.
I want you
What?
I have a place.
[camera clicking]♪ I never gotta wonder where my honey be ♪
Oh.
All right.
Love you, Dad. The surgery's gonna go great.
...I can do the transplant surgery on Tuesday.
Damn it, Jerry!
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