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and, um...
the me now has to say "no."
Oh, no, no. No.♪ Life is short
All right, I need you to count backwards from ten.
-Are you okay? -Yeah.
-Don't be a stranger. Congratulations.
-Thank you. -No,
You know,
who knows where you'd be?
My body was like a little kidney clown car.
Remember, it doesn't matter if you win or lose.
Ugh. Actually...
You and Gisele?
whoever that might be.
You're right.
Middle finger emojis. Cute.
and I can't let you delay your transplant for me.
your car or mine?
Just in case you need to be rescued.
You can't be sober for 30 more minutes?
Oh, God.
to unpack how weird that was.
-This is great. -What?
I'll call you when I land?
Shame, rage, sadness.
I had a meltdown today with Gideon.
I would've said it to a guy with a braided goatee and two DUIs.
And I have a tradition.