Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And i said, listen man, I'm not getting into the office at 7am for you, or anybody

I did not realise that. Russell, did you realize that?

-- Fine, then. Go. -- I'm gone.

Nice name... not!

What is it? It’s an HD-DVD player.

OK. Welcome to Wayne's World.

Everybody's Kung Fu Fighting...

Howdy Partner! Let’s ride and rope broncos!

You're Watching Raven's Home On Disney Channel You're Watching Eureka! On Disney Junior

I like to play!

Gelatinous cube eats village. I think it's terrific.

Our first lawyer screwed our affairs so badly.

Well… the World is a Twisted Place

Almost to the top!

Party! Excuse me.

If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset

Don’t you want to find the guy that did it an rip his still-beating heart out, so he can see how black it is before he dies

i think i'm gonna buy it. do you accept...CASH?

but you shouldn't walk out on your friend without telling him first.

Aha. What's this? How To Pick Up Chicks.

So it's not just a clever name

Potato, if you’re not careful you’re going to lose me

Alcoholicsayswhat?

You're gonna be, OK

That's where I see things differently.

We can only pray he's watching TV in his limo at that exact moment.

If Gavin Newsom was an ice cream flavor He’s be pralines and dick

Then it's not just a clever name?

Ribbed for her pleasure.

if you're gonna spew spew into this

It's Friday. It's 1 1 :30. It's time to party with your excellent host Wayne Campbell, and with him, as always, Garth. Party on, Wayne, and party on, Garth.

- He's excited you'll see the studio. - Oh, the studio.

- Hi, Wayne! - Hello, Stacy.

Thanks. I like to play!

I said that to cops when I was your age.

- Are you a friend or a relative? - We're neither.

I like what you've done here...

You're Watching S.W.A.T On CBS You're Watching Blue Bloods On CBS

Jason, what are you doing here? You're partied out, man...again.

- Hi, Garth. - Hi.

It seemed extraneous at the time.

I think we can sell it to Vanderhoff.

no way open source way

Stop it you’re scaring me

Sh'yeah! Right! As if we wouldn't notice.

Thank you. All right.

Big time shout out to Human titties!

And they've got a pool table too

I'm looking for Wayne.

Mom and Cory Saying "What?"

- We should do the megahappy ending. - That's doable.

but it's something I've been thinking about...

Cassandra, why don't you order?

Exsqueeze Me? Baking Powder?

I don't even own a goon... let alone many goonz that would necessitate an entire collage

two of everything in every Noah's Arcade.

Egan.... I'm in Egan...

No, I mean it, man. I love you.

He will be mine. Oh, yes... He will be mine.

The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good? They suck!

What's the difference between the laser gun, digging, and pickaxe events really?

You know, Benjamin had you so snowed.

Kiss your mother with that mouth?

Last night was the most incredible night of my life.

Live in the now!

What is it? It’s an HD-DVD player.

Can we fly in the sign, please?

OK, we're just about out of time, right?

Mike Myers as Dr. Seuss: The Cat In The Hat (2003)

It's like people only do things because they get paid and that's just really sad

Would you mind placing your hands on the hood, son?

Wayne, come to the booth, please?

with Alice Cooper.

Bitch you make me hurl

Get right out of town!

Oh, I'm not trying to pick up on you.

Pardon me, did you go to a world class art school and what did you walk around as?

Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera. Come on.

Damn shame how they screwed up your show. Nice little programme.

Camera one, camera two. Camera one, camera two.

Ok, how about You’re a gimp

- I suppose it's society's fault? - More.

Our first big show and we almost didn't make it.

I've had plenty of joe jobs.

Are they any good?

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour,

Ishy ordering chinese Hahaha

For a security guard, he had an awful lot of information, don't you think?

OK, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because

Are you saying that if you had a spot, say, on a weekly show,

Get right out of town

I believe I requested the hand job.

Do you feel Benjamin's not one of us?

Will you still love me when I’m in my Coach Cal with a mullet, workout clothes instead of suits phase?

it grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues?

Mr Commissioner

How I feel All of the time

Your name is pronounced Manzalji, right?

And one jelly donut.

Thanks for being on Wayne's World. It was informative and stimulating.

I don't even own a jersey...

Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.

One day, I had a four-hour layover in Tulsa.

Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!

Fender Stratocaster with triple single coil pickups and a whammy bahr

will you still love me when I'm in my listening to Billy Graham phase?

to trade with the Native Americans.

will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humongoid star?

It's gonna be...okay.

The Houston Texans? Are they any good?

-The Houston Texans? Are they any good?

Hi. I have atmos without height speakers.

I...love you, man.

See you in my office.

- ..warm? - Warm.

Oh, of course. Her music video. Very clever.

- Hello? - Hello.

But the other day something incredible happened.

Does this guy know how to party or what?

Or say you want to go to Texas.

I love you dream woman

I don't even own a pizza peel What am i gonna do with a pizza peel rack

bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to Comsat 6,

- Coming back? - And go.

And I've learned something, too.

No, I called to make sure we're still on.

- OK, you're in a forest. - Forest?

For an Imgurian he had an awful lot of information, don’t you think?

I'm being shit on, that's all, shit on.

- Hi. Hi. - See you guys later!

Everyone's brain listening to X

The shitty beetles?

And they have a pool table too