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of the type of serious crime that still exists
Twice.
I'm Lieutenant Hopkins.
Forgot the old phonester.
my sexy-cat costume from Halloween.
Is this where people are freaking out?
- Jake. - Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Amy, I loved you.
Sargent, please tell me this malfunctioning copier
The doctor said I have to wear it for another week.
that you're upset for personal reasons,
Yeah, what the hell is going on?
- Teddy, we are so sorry. - No, you don't have to be.
Boyle!
Detective Diaz, what was in that box?
So I was on an elevator...
What are you saying, Terry?
Pilsners... he loves talking about pilsners.
because he fears the radiation will affect his testicles.
This is gonna be fun.
While we were on the stakeout and you were in the bathroom,
"I hope I don't bore you to death."
and that he cares so much about his dumb sneakers
was the only way to get his phone back
Isn't that Teddy...
Oh!
That's it. You've gone too far.
When an opportunity presents itself to flip-a da table... ...you flip-a da table
HELLO WEEKEND PLANS
Why'd you have to say he was boring?
- at the stakeout. - Yes, it was incredible.
- What does she look like? - Ethnically ambiguous.
I'm not over you yet,
I got hit by a bus.