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[grunts]
who was this 22-year-old college kid from San Diego,
* *
* I know and you know *
I'll bet you--I'll bet you 20 bucks,
* It may seem funny *
- [snoring softly]
a little stinky going on in there.
- [laughs] Oh, wow!
* Escaping *
* Brings out the highs in me *
- Oh, we separate and life goes on.
after they were reported missing.
* And you feel like someone I know *
* *
- Oh, what are you-- - Just stop it.
by really asking ourselves,
- Okay, so then maybe it's a commentary
- All inclusive.
- It's gonna be fine though. - I'll be right back.
I bet she's cheating on him. - Oh.
- * To each other *
You become who you will be.
That's the girlfriend. - Oh.
* Now I can't sleep at night *
* There was no one around here *
- Puberty of marriage. - Okay.
- Well, so are we all.
* I wanted to know *
[engine turns over]
[David Byrne and Brian Eno's "Strange Overtones"]
I don't know. I think I'm just tired.
I had to book this on Amex points,
* *
It's our ten year anniversary.
- Huh.
- Wow, okay, and like, what if you don't?
- [inhales sharply]
* I'll count the days and keep their songs *
- Um, hey, give me your phone.
- Okay, that sounds absolutely terrifying.
- I'm just kidding. We'll sleep together tonight.
[upbeat music]
Yes--yes, thank you. Muchas gracias.
- No, no, no. Wait, wait.
Who we are.
* These beats are 20 years old *
- No, but...
- Morning, folks.
- Don't you miss it?
- Uh, no kids. That ship has sailed.
- Oh, of course, we'll be here. - She's a lot of fun.
[car honking]
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