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Maybe my Francine time could visit your Stan time...
- by Francine Smith." - Is that the title of the article?
Mr. Francine, I know this is upsetting...
- Dad, you gotta eat. - I have Pirate Booty.
[Philippe On Headphones] Hello? Francine?
[Francine] As soon as your father gets home, he'll have time for you both.
It is a pleasure to meet the husband of Francine.
but understand that I am a homosexual, yes?
of the French Institute for Nautical Exploration.
Come here, you son of a bitch bastard.
- Stan Smith. - [Woman] Bernie, hurry up!
You see, there's Stan time, and there's family time.
Π ε τ ρ ο ε ο ι κ ξ η α ς σ π ό κ φ τ ρ ε ψ ζ μ ν η ;
I will love your maps!
You know what a dog would do at a time like this?
- How high are you right now, H. P? - I'm up there.
If demonstrating that the working poor need two jobs just to make ends meet...
- [Air Conditioner Humming] - Better to have it and not need it...
Steve, come on. We're goin' to the diner to write porn.
- You speak French now too? - [Speaking French]
# Tomorrow night I'm gonna learn to use the Internet ##
We can totally do this. H.P.'s a dunce.
Hotel Transylvania Score from the Motion Pictures Music by John Debney
Really? But only once? All right, I'll save it for Halloween.
- If anything, I killed a baby. - Stan, what are you doing here?
You said you wanted it more modern.
But I don't see the colossal squid. Wait a second.