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They were out of "tig old bitties" signs
Now I have to topple something?
I also know nothing about lacrosse.
I'm outta here. G'day.
‐ Hi, guys. I, a girl, would like to be on your men's lacrosse team.
‐ I don't know, you're green and your mouth
I already said I wasn't touching gender stuff.
Why are your shoulders slouched
Check out the Boondock Saints pinball machine.
this is your chance. ‐ You're right, Ms. Perez.
[squawk]
‐ Oh!
The way he stands all crooked and how he's all weasley
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
and saved most of a family.
‐ [flatly] Oh, no, please, stop. Second door on the left.
♪ sports arena music playing ♪
‐ Oh, oh, my. ‐ Ooh.
‐ You know what, it's okay if you made that up to fit.
‐ I need another one. PATRICIA: There you go, sweetie.
PATRICIA: Quick is the only way you know how to do anything.
‐ I didn't even realize you were a girl.
‐ Come on, gender politics is fun.
Now everybody just sit back, grab a cold one,
I didn't help with that epiphany.
and thin and not muscly or anything.
[groans] ‐ God, I hate this man cave.
I thought it meant I'd get the better McDonald's toys.
Pretty great, right? Just like Kevin's.
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh Magnum pi is back
‐ By yourself? ‐ Uh‐huh.
♪
‐ Kevin is so confident and happy. He must get so much work done.
instead of with his family.
Oh, the football guys will finally stop mocking us.
‐ No matter what the problem is, she finds a way to blame the "manc ave."
‐ [sighs]
It was on the news. Like, you‐you didn't see any of that?
‐ [sobs]
‐ What does that even mean?
PATRICIA: You turn me off every day when you take off your shirt.
CUCK: Does anyone want to go to the Gap and make some returns?
♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪
‐ Yay!
There has to be something Kevin had in his "ave" that we don't have.