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Like, a million. Hey!
‐ Patricia, it's time to get in the container.
‐ There's Kevin. Ooh, he's got somethin' cool.
‐ Here's the best part. Are you ready for me to blow your mind?
Got it? ‐ It's brown town, baby.
PATRICIA: [gasps] Korvo, Terry.
‐ This is a color brown house. We are color brown fans under this roof.
Please read and strictly abide by all of them before having fun.
and shatter the fuck out of the patriarchy.
there's a more controversial topic we could have dealt with.
to speak up for all the women who are too weak
‐ Well, here it is. This is where I can go and just get away from it all.
and do a regular alien thing today.
‐ [laughs] No way.
‐ Ignore that fish, it's joking. It's not serious.
‐ No, yeah, I love how it moves up and down.
‐ I left them here for you to clean.
‐ I didn't try to make him look like Ted Cruz.
Yeah, we built her to hate the "manc ave."
‐ Oh, she wipes my mouth with a wet wipe and treats me like a baby.
Every feminist hero had their robot to conquer.
‐ This isn't a gender thing‐‐ ‐ I said g'day!
[stammering]
♪
That was one sassy old lady, you know? I couldn't resist.
so when I go to a Mexican restaurant I can just order "cheese tube"
who leaves his dirty socks in the living room. [audience groans playing]
Everyone's waiting. ‐ Oh, he'll be three
extends past the boundaries of your face. How would I know?
Oh, I never want it to end.
‐ No, come on, I need this to be a struggle.
Oh, my God, what is this feeling I'm feeling?
Tig old bitties. You get it?