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You just can't be the kicker because we already went
and then spent a ton of time rounding them all up.
I'm just eating cocaine like we usually do.
PATRICIA: Byproduct? You don't make enough money to buy me any products.
And the only time I can organism is when I'm watching Outlander.
Huh? KORVO: I don't know what to do.
for all your sticky hands? ‐ I don't know.
[bell ringing] ‐ Don't forget to rate and tip me on the Teach app.
‐ Oh, no.
and became better at explaining things.
Wait, if she hates the "manc aves," we need to lure her
[laugh track plays]
[Pupa burps]
‐ He spends all of his time in his stupid room full of toys
‐ God damn it, this‐
‐ You're not my real mom! Shut up!
that need other ways to be filled.
‐ Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, PATRICIA. I foosed my shoulder.
Hey, so how did your gender‐based stories turn out?
‐ I can't deactivate her, Terry. I didn't realize I had a hole in my heart.
‐ By "we," you mean you, right? ‐ Yes, I'm going to be doing all the work.
‐ [grunts] Uh‐oh.
PATRICIA: No, I was about to kill all humans in the world...
to make her the perfect combo of every TV wife/mom?
Guys, guys, come on. I need it for my asthma medicine.
You guys are wading into a whole gender thing.
[laugh track plays]
It's just having a jab.
No dick!
‐ PATRICIA, stop.
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
Everyone on the internet is always fighting about who can be president
‐ Hey, stop. [groaning]
Some sort of human code. They were out of "tig old bitties" signs
‐ Ms. Perez, I tried to make a glass ceiling to break,