Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. And Mr. Erickson. I like to keep the kids ...gum free.

He's driving a stolen Volvo.

You ring the bell, the door opens,

We made it! Yes!

You might say, "I'm the thin tacky line between morality and depravity."

Hey, sir? Can we make smores?

- Throw your packs in the river! - What are you doing? - They'll think we're dead!

You were attacked by a giant grizzly bear!

This is almost like getting to second base.

It shouldn't be this hard to kill six little scouts and one moron?

- There's another package of money! - Save it for some one who cares!

Gordy, you're suppose to get your cooking badge, by roasting a porcupine with a magnifying glass!

Intercept the package, turn it in, and be done with this whole thing.

I remember when he came out at the hospital he was so small, he was like a little duckling.

- Oh, yeah. - Well, almost.

Nobody is open!

You know, you've been going over there alot lately, you got a little something going on over there?

Could we stop for a rest!

I got to know, if there is another package for Timberline Inc! For Reinhardt Bragdon!

Kelsey, your training bra is working great!

Mrs. Volosky, Mrs. Volosky.... MRS. VOLOSKY!!!!

Move it, come on, keep going!

I've got to hide!

All right, all right.

Now, you get your skinny butt up there and you rescue them!

Look, I just told you where those kids are.

He's in on this? And you're with him?

Here. Try my bug repellent.

Got to cover my tracks!

We have no good news as of yet.

Let's go! Let's hide! Come on!

everybody wants it now.

Then, the man has a cigarette, watches a little Leno ...and goes to sleep.

Don’t save me Prince Alex It’s a trap here in this room

- Can you teach me how to whittle?

Oh, but of course I do, Maxwell!

We've got a fugitive on the loose here, people.

Come on, Ralph!

- We gotta move faster, man, come on! - No!

I'm a real estate broker. That house has been on the listings for six months.

- Help me up. - How much do you weigh?

What are you talking about! Help Aggie! Aggie? Help!

and I promise, I won't get mad or anything.

Not yet ,sir. We need six more badges.

One at a time, please. One at a time.

"I'm Milton Fishman, superstud" I'm Milton Fishman, superstud!

Hey, hey! I just heard on the TV, that Mad Max is heading this way.

And Red Rock Bluff is only 4 miles, but I guess that's kind of far for a little Miss Ranger Scout.

I’m princess Hannah This is my life

but the other part of you is thinking, this secret package stuff, might be kind of exciting...

We got no choice.

- Hey Grabelski! The boss is looking for you.

- Oh! Oh! - Ok, what do we do now?

I want to speak to your superior!

Ryan and Austin get the fuck out of the way!

Move your hips and spell your name!

Yea, I am going to run you over...

You are still going to be our scout leader, right?

What are you guys? A bunch of Tenderfoots?

How do you know that?

Kind of like a spy, or something!

Sergeant Doofus!