Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's forget the toy thing, okay? Uh, maybe...

-about this girl. -Yeah.

Okay, correct me if I'm wrong,

Did I? Are you going to teach me a lesson?

Unlike you, she's tall, blonde and used to be an Olympic swimmer.

Leonard! Your wife is sitting right here, what are you doing?

Oh, come on, looks don't matter to Sheldon.

You know you just split an infinitive.

She just touched his hand and he didn't swat it away.

That's nothing, Howie said she touched his hand.

Look, that may be true, but Dr. Nowitzki's just a friend.

That's the only kind of admonishing I do.

'Which is the best ladder to use to hang myself?'

where they still have the 'good ibuprofen.'

The place where Albert Einstein taught

Oh, fun, like a play date.

She's clearly having a working lunch and preferred to eat alone.

Excuse me a moment.

'Oh. hey, Amy. 'I gave you one job!'

think of yourself as one of those limited edition toys

All right, well, that doesn't prove anything.