Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Merry Christmas.

You know, the thing. Don't make me say it.

Well, that's tacky.

You had to love her for trying.

- I don't have a goodie-drawer. - Everybody has one.

Samantha immediately got on the wait list

You know what? I always drink coffee out of my law school class of '90 mug,

- Forgot your key. - Thanks, Kevin.

These lips are made to lick your stomach. And suck your cock.

I need a housekeeper, who will clean my apartment

Kevin fucked you?

at Ogilvy & Mather. 24!

I can't believe that bitch is a no-show.

I have one in Philadelphia, and that's close enough.

This is not the conversation I wish to have as my most amazing self.

In the middle drawer. Last week I organize for you.

Last year we had an incident with Joyce Carol Oates.

I bet she grew up in a naked house.

This place has the best desserts. The point of coming is to splurge.

I should be cleaning or making pies. She says that's what women do.

- Sometimes they break off. - This one didn't. Let's move on.

You can't go down on one and not the other.

I need these for the WITA luncheon.

I thought you didn't have a complex about your looks.

Since they were running out of time, she took the matter in her own hands.