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I can't believe that bitch is a no-show.
I bet she grew up in a naked house.
Samantha immediately got on the wait list
You know what? I always drink coffee out of my law school class of '90 mug,
I need these for the WITA luncheon.
You know, the thing. Don't make me say it.
Merry Christmas.
I need a housekeeper, who will clean my apartment
I should be cleaning or making pies. She says that's what women do.
Kevin fucked you?
- Forgot your key. - Thanks, Kevin.
- Sometimes they break off. - This one didn't. Let's move on.
- I don't have a goodie-drawer. - Everybody has one.
Carrie?
Last year we had an incident with Joyce Carol Oates.
Since they were running out of time, she took the matter in her own hands.
This is not the conversation I wish to have as my most amazing self.
You had to love her for trying.
I thought you didn't have a complex about your looks.
I have one in Philadelphia, and that's close enough.
In the middle drawer. Last week I organize for you.
Well, that's tacky.
at Ogilvy & Mather. 24!
These lips are made to lick your stomach. And suck your cock.
This place has the best desserts. The point of coming is to splurge.
You can't go down on one and not the other.