Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you get the single woman's sports' pages -

and still be the most incredible woman in the room.

I just thought you might want some company.

Well, It's Official. He's Married. Where Are My Fries?

After more than a decade of domestic independence,

I hate my thighs.

And there she was, Mrs. Big, all five foot ten of her.

I'll drink to that.

And I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants.

I just had the most intense massage. Kevin goes down on you.

- Another drink? - Another one and I'll lose my lunch.

You give him head, he cuts yours off!

Samantha smiled,

You were drunk and he was rich. This is just bad journalism.

- And a cafe au lait. - I'll have a fruit cup.

Ready to turn over now?

Miranda had opened up to a relationship...

"When we'd finished the wine, I knew I wanted to marry him. "

I’m depressed and I haven’t even had my coffee yet

for Kevin's next available appointment.

Until recently, the bride, 24,

For Miranda, that woman was a certain Ukrainian housekeeper.