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None of them are true.
The kids will be just fine.
while I try to think of a better name for this operation.
[laughing]
You've gotta be tough! Come on, Mindy!
but with koala ears glued to it."
- Well, gonna be real quiet around here, I reckon.
[student moaning] Morning, Christopher.
Come on, Dennis. Let's get out of here!
- [distant shouting] - Mummy, what's happening to Daddy?
Thanks for the ride, Big Greg.
- Morning, little rock stars! How're my future Kylie Minogues doing?
I'm ready to have that talk when you are.
- Go outside and take turns kicking each other in the balls.
- This cunt's got a lot of different fackin' punch cards.
Wednesday, 9:27 a.m.
[tires squealing]
"Why are you the way that you are?"
- Yeh, cunt. You can help me by giving me your fackin' wallet.
♪ Pissy Chrissy! ♪ [sobbing]
My senses at war with themselves.
I'm well-trained in the art of grown-up karate, and I eve--
There was the Jump Patrol, the Wamby-Jambies,
Back off!
- Why'd you stop to help those 'roos anyway, Koala Man?
Come on, Mindy. Just take it.
UNCLE BUMPY: Wakey, wakey! It's Uncle Bumpy time! [laughing]
BIG GREG: My life began when I was waist-deep
Oh, travelogue number 12:
KANGAROO: Get his wallet and keys! And his phone!
Go go Koala Klaws!
[screeching]
And then they said, "What the fuck's a Koala Mower?"