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You aren't gonna freeze up around her again, are you, Ted?
by your "baby horse standing up for the first time" style of love-making.
Barbie, he's a sexist pig. He's gonna eat you alive.
Now that her mentor Molly is gone, she wants to prove it wasn't a fluke.
- Don't you mean Playboy? - No.
After spreading half a tube
"Big bag of money."
It's a witch!
I'm not interested.
It's OK, man.
Hey, who wants to be me?
or do you just want to hand us a big bag of money?
it doesn't set you free as much as you'd hoped.
and just walk away in a huff. I'm very busy.
to ruin his innocence.
All right, look...
You know, one of us is gonna tire eventually.
But, we're going to have to listen to that heart of yours.
- What?! - And by the way,
- You're gonna have sex with me. - I'll do nothing of the sort.
It took me three years to move in and I'm not moving out.
Right?
I'm free?
are some combination of sponge, bath, and my big white ass,
But in tennis,
No problem. Frick.