Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AAAAA! ALMOND JOY IS BROKEN IN HALF!

Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company,

Raiders of the Lost Capri Sun

I'd like to take up your case, free of charge!

My dad's a lawyer, dude; he tells me about this stuff all the time.

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you...

Hmm. This isn't going over so well.

...and, as was anticipated, he did use the Chewbacca defense.

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who we love,

"Yes I'd like some sauerkraut. Boy, I'm hungry!"

Sure you are, Chef. I'll give you a hundred more for another romp!

Get back to what's important. It's Tuesday!

I'm sorry. Bu' I'm not a big candy bar fan.

It occured to me that you might need some more help raising money for Chef.

This can't be happening!

Yeah, I can't get this stupid song out of my head!

...Johnny Cochran myself, and sue you!

Oh my god, kenny bits candy boobies off

I just don't understand what my music is missing.

I warn you, Chef! Don't even think of taking advantage of me in this prison cell!

So, what are you gonna do now?

I AM ABOVE THE LAW!