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Well, you can't have me.
You last, like, two, three times as long.
A real man chooses his own name.
- Hold on. - [Beeps]
[Sighs]
Is this real? Is this really happening?
- Ahoy. - Ahoy, the Captain.
You know, I totally forgot to tell you...
It happened.
*Laughs in British* To industry!
And to be clear, I am referring to your testicles.
Excuse us for a moment. Let's go for a walk.
Poo-poo.
Uh, no. Uncle.
But you can and should call me the Captain.
- No. - and flung said rib at giant whale...
[Voice Echoing] Diarrhea.
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you...
a person all the way across the other end of the room...
with that corporate noose around your neck.
Eriksen, it's, uh, 3:00 a.m.
Having to sail back to the marina...
That's like someone telling us...
- Wanna go touch a bunch of stuff? - Yeah, I do.