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[ Electronic tones warble ]
- Potential Felon 223.
[ Device chirps ] [ Alarm wailing ]
- You're not remotely qualified for these positions.
- Then, why are you here?
- We were married for almost a decade.
- A slip-on clog mule?!
after the death of a loved one,
I could tell from the first moment I saw you
- Rrrrgh. - Bye-bye.
Make up your mind already.
- Take that society! [ Car horn honks ]
we're here to spoil you.
Don't be rude to the gang.
responsible daughter like you.
Fear of abandonment is character building.
Got caught up in nihilism and despair.
- Oh! - Here it goes!
in need of support or escape.
and touching corpses doesn't bother me.
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but your teenaged eggs are the best money can buy!
Good thing I keep my police scanner on
- It's the spray tan.
- What are you doing here?
- Where's my lawyer? - Did you download the app?
to remain lawfully wed.
- She's undead, not dead.
- If there is anything I can do,
to have adolescent fun?
- I'm still married to the Cuddlefishes.
Now we're SXPD. Duh.
It was learning I don't deserve happiness.
Pregnancy means the party's over!
- I'll dismiss the charges, but you're not allowed
- Is this grammar? I hate grammar.
get job in village, or marry brother.