Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I should embrace tedium and misery like a real adult.
- Don't worry, I "bought" you a morning-after hot dog.
I believe your Super Deluxe Package
- Ummm, Baba.
♪♪
- ♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪
[ Laughs ] I tossed it.
that you're special.
- We were hoping you would feel that way.
She made me hot cocoa -- with sprinkles!
Trophy Fantasy, you have numerous outstanding warrants.
- No? - Oh, you should have.
I have an interview with Harvard in half an hour,
when my spray-tan membership expires next month.
- The dogs and cats talk in it. [ Device chimes ]
- With escort experience.
This place has, like, real second-chance energy.
- Why are you writing down license plate numbers? - Hah! Take that!
- We should rob a Chick-fil-A.
Death powers.
- We'll get you a whole new wardrobe.
- The file said the runaways are a three-person gang
and he said, "Due to budget cuts, wanna be sexy cops?"
- Even when I am wearing this tiny hat?!
What am I, he-- her mother?!
- I wanna get out of here.
- [ Foreign accent ] Hey! Trophy!
I'll start -- I want to raise peacocks as pets, not meat.
I see here you've ordered Loki's cremains
I was born with resting-grief-face,
- I find it best to not let go.
She and my brother make these googley-eyed sculptures.
[ Man wailing ]
- So, you live in luxury,
- What place am I in when I drown?
Instead of arresting me,
Really brave. - No, I mean my teen pregnancy.
- Or hand-deliver. I don't think we can afford this many stamps.
- No. - I'll show you!
It's like Tinder but for plane tickets.
as I drive around town picking up teen girls
that harvested your kidney!
in the Super Deluxe Package.
Guh, we'll be kicked off the SXPD force!
Don't get pregnant till you're actually ready to be a parent,
because Senator Casey Anthony intervened.
- [ Sobbing ]
- Whoo! - What fun!
you know our motto here at Tender Endings.