Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What am I, he-- her mother?!
when my spray-tan membership expires next month.
It's like Tinder but for plane tickets.
Really brave. - No, I mean my teen pregnancy.
I was born with resting-grief-face,
- The dogs and cats talk in it. [ Device chimes ]
- No? - Oh, you should have.
♪♪
[ Man wailing ]
- So, you live in luxury,
I have an interview with Harvard in half an hour,
- I wanna get out of here.
in the Super Deluxe Package.
that you're special.
- Ummm, Baba.
as I drive around town picking up teen girls
- [ Sobbing ]
Guh, we'll be kicked off the SXPD force!
- I find it best to not let go.
She and my brother make these googley-eyed sculptures.
I'll start -- I want to raise peacocks as pets, not meat.
- Or hand-deliver. I don't think we can afford this many stamps.
I believe your Super Deluxe Package
- What place am I in when I drown?
She made me hot cocoa -- with sprinkles!
- The file said the runaways are a three-person gang
Trophy Fantasy, you have numerous outstanding warrants.
and I should embrace tedium and misery like a real adult.
- Don't worry, I "bought" you a morning-after hot dog.
- With escort experience.
- We'll get you a whole new wardrobe.
because Senator Casey Anthony intervened.
- [ Foreign accent ] Hey! Trophy!
[ Laughs ] I tossed it.
Death powers.
that harvested your kidney!
- We were hoping you would feel that way.
- We should rob a Chick-fil-A.
you know our motto here at Tender Endings.
Don't get pregnant till you're actually ready to be a parent,
and he said, "Due to budget cuts, wanna be sexy cops?"
- ♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪
I see here you've ordered Loki's cremains
- No. - I'll show you!
This place has, like, real second-chance energy.
- Why are you writing down license plate numbers? - Hah! Take that!
Instead of arresting me,
- Even when I am wearing this tiny hat?!
- Whoo! - What fun!