Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Even when I am wearing this tiny hat?!
you know our motto here at Tender Endings.
- The dogs and cats talk in it. [ Device chimes ]
Trophy Fantasy, you have numerous outstanding warrants.
- Or hand-deliver. I don't think we can afford this many stamps.
I believe your Super Deluxe Package
[ Man wailing ]
Instead of arresting me,
- ♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪
- The file said the runaways are a three-person gang
when my spray-tan membership expires next month.
that harvested your kidney!
- Don't worry, I "bought" you a morning-after hot dog.
- Ummm, Baba.
- We'll get you a whole new wardrobe.
- What place am I in when I drown?
- With escort experience.
Death powers.
that you're special.
- We should rob a Chick-fil-A.
[ Laughs ] I tossed it.
I was born with resting-grief-face,
Really brave. - No, I mean my teen pregnancy.
in the Super Deluxe Package.
because Senator Casey Anthony intervened.
- Whoo! - What fun!
- We were hoping you would feel that way.
- No. - I'll show you!
Don't get pregnant till you're actually ready to be a parent,
- So, you live in luxury,
- I wanna get out of here.
I'll start -- I want to raise peacocks as pets, not meat.
This place has, like, real second-chance energy.
as I drive around town picking up teen girls
♪♪
I see here you've ordered Loki's cremains
It's like Tinder but for plane tickets.
and he said, "Due to budget cuts, wanna be sexy cops?"
Guh, we'll be kicked off the SXPD force!
- No? - Oh, you should have.
- [ Sobbing ]
What am I, he-- her mother?!
She made me hot cocoa -- with sprinkles!
- Why are you writing down license plate numbers? - Hah! Take that!
I have an interview with Harvard in half an hour,
and I should embrace tedium and misery like a real adult.
- I find it best to not let go.
- [ Foreign accent ] Hey! Trophy!
She and my brother make these googley-eyed sculptures.