Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A horror, dear. A dirty horror.
God, do you think the male mind is really that simplistic,
Look, Mom, there's something I have to tell you.
You were a revelation!
- What? - "Kindhearted"?
I figured he was just talking to some girl he was trying to nail.
Yeah, I was a bit of a whore.
Thank God! I do not like that woman.
We're engaged.
Okay, it's a long story.
I feel like I already know you all.
All right, thanks a lot, buddy. I didn't need to sleep tonight.
Barney, I love you, perfect family or no perfect family.
Mom, this is Betty.
Grant.
"Not forever, sweetie. Marshall's going to Heaven."
Wait. When you watch The Karate Kid,
Oh, thanks.
Now go memorize your lines for the big dinner scene.
You said that if I slept with you, my son would get the part.
- Mom. - Yes.