Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna hit the bathroom, then bail.

And those fake friends of yours out there, I just wanted to shoot myself.

No, I root for the scrawny loser from New Jersey

I'd put on a little play for the parents with all the other kids.

I love your nose job.

- Two-minute warning for meatloaf! - Meatloaf?

She mostly does off-Broadway theater. Wonderful actress.

but he learns an important lesson about gracefully accepting defeat.

When I watch The Karate Kid, I root for the karate kid,

"we are gonna rock this gas station bathroom

don't run away from it. Don't be me.

Back off, Barney. You have no idea how hard it is

I just wish I could've stuck around long enough for grandchildren.

Was it me who betrayed you,

I'm sorry. That movie...

She had to raise my brother and me by herself.

- you don't root for Daniel-san? - Nope.

Aw! You call your mom every day?

Who knew Barney had such a great mom?

Maybe I don't have a type, Lily.

- Grant. - Yeah?

You're not getting a catchphrase.

I'm not proud of it.

to looking into some guy's eyes and thinking,

Wait, do you think it's possible that Barney Stinson has a girlfriend?

You see, Mom? I found someone who makes me happy.

So, you don't like playing Barney's son?

I know it sounds crazy, and I am so sorry, Mom.