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Tyler is gonna go in there and enjoy every last bite.
Get your head out of your ass, Lily.
Then this one Christmas, when my mom was plowed on eggnog,
I love you, too. Bye.
- Who's she talking to? - My mom.
(LAUGHING)
Seriously? But they're blond and drunk.
- Yeah. - Okay.
Look, Lily, if today has taught us nothing else,
take him all the way to the All Valley Karate Championship.
But that's okay because...
"but for the next eight minutes,
Now, whatever you're feeling towards my mother,
Well, guess what?
"And then just drive off in opposite directions.
It looked like she wasn't going to make it.
who barely even knows karate.
Her real name's Margaret.
Tyler. Tyler.
who is blind and thought you were me.
You completely just became that character.
Isn't that your type?
(SNORTS)
Well, guess who's not lactose intolerant? Tyler.