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[bleep] your wife.
and have actually stolen a bunch of shit,
We found that in his pocket.
Dude, come down here.
a security system that is actually inside you,
- Oh, I get it, that's pretty funny. - Yeah is [Bleep] hilarious.
Then we burned his body.
We don't have to be afraid of Amazon.
Yeah, I just [Bleep] your head and the UPS guy just [Bleep] my mom.
Even though it's convenient to have things done for you,
I'm in the store and some fat bitch asked me if my dad likes cologne.
Thought we wouldn't find out?
It was over in minutes.
but it you not care for up to 3 hours
break-in monitors on all
but how do you know I'm not making it up?
How did you...
hold tight police are on the way with blankets and hot cocoa
- Hello! - This is Marcus with InSecurity.
Is everything all right?
Nothing.
my mom is about to get [Bleep] raped.
You should have never come to our town.
Hold tight, police are on their way with blankets and cocoa.
How did you know that
This ends right now.
Well hello there, Mister ups man.
How about I put on the uniform?
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