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A rapist is here. He's white.
Yes, hello?
Hey, Sheila, do you like having some fun?
You want to show her you love her
store to buy himself a pitcher of milk.
burglarized by someone the victim knows.
- Hello! - This is Alan with InSecurity.
A new security system allows not
Yours?
Hello. Did you hear me?
and then I remembered I had ordered it.
we still call the police in your neighbourhood.
No, everything's not all right. How come a guy from India is
Look... Look, the thing is do we tell Gerald or do we just stay out of it?
[bleep] your wife.
We used a pretty blond to lure him in.
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And then, I had to drive to Walgreens,
A white man tried to murder our twin girls.
just because your wife looks like a shrivelled prune.
What's going on?
You Should've Respected my Authority!
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detectors in the living room and
Is everything all right?
and then you've got to go to the store for your stuff from then on.
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Goddammit
I see stuff from Amazon almost every day.
only for your doors and windows to be monitored,
Paying a man to do your job of
armed and your motion detectors
♪ and meet some friends o' mine! ♪
Wait a minute?
♪ headin' up to South park ♪