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Have a drink of water then get back to work.
And like they say...
You're in my place.
(SLIDES)
- So you're okay? - I'm okay.
I promise I won't try to stop you halfway through.
Would you like to try one?
Fine.
(SHOUTS)
Right. Well,
- I don't know. - Try to think.
Yeah, I definitely didn't move in recently.
Oh, um... Actually my name is Simon James.
♪ North Carolina
I think it was an orange juice. I just...
and I do think being forthright certainly has its place.
We're not replacing you. I'm not one of these holier-than-thou types.
with you shouting in my ear like that.
Okay. Yes. Bye.
- Do you know who Pinocchio is? - No.
- So what's the problem? - I don't know.
He'd just be there, watching.
- But I attract so many weirdos. - (RUMBLING STARTS)
Oh, you got me. You got me.
No, there's someone I've been thinking about.
(LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey! You fuckers!
(WIRE RATTLING)
- Don't engage. - WOMAN: Oi!
- My daughter's name is Melanie. - A nice name.
If it's a good idea to spy on people.
- What switch? - What switch?
You'd be well-advised to let go of me.
- Super. - I don't know what I was thinking.
Why don't you print out two copies? That would make sense.
(FLUORESCENT LIGHT HUMMING)
We don't serve breakfast in the evening.
- Should I write that down? - Maybe in parenthesis.
When you're walking with a woman or standing next to one,
Oh yes, well, there was a rather large cost increase
What? What is it?
and identify the next figure in the sequence.
- I've never met anyone like James. - I find that hard to process.
Yeah, I'll help you with your report.
- So how do I get back in the system? - You need a card.
But i attract so many weirdos
With James. I just wanted to ask 'cause I didn't see you on the train this morning.
♪ Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue ♪
- (RUMBLING) - I want you to stop seeing Hannah.
Get up.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLARING)
(DEEP THUMPS)
The Colonel knows business is people and people are business,
Especially right now, with the big push and all. (CLAPS)
We are gonna be running this place.
Oh.
I used to be an olympic swimmer.
- JACK: I don't mind dying. - (CHUCKLES)
I am an employee of this company.
(LOUD RUMBLING)
Here, play a song for me. Hannah."
And I thought, "that's strange." But, you know, whatever.
That's all right, you can have both.
He's in your heart.
He told me he felt like Pinocchio.