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That's exactly what I asked him.

Tell me what the mists of time hold for me.

Go watch something educational.

trying to wake people up to the truth.

Because they put in everything but the kitchen sink.

Daria, every week you write that column of yours,

Wow, so your story made your mother cry?

What's hard for you is being honest about your wishes.

I can come up with all sorts of ideas, but none of them feels true.

That's my curse... and my burden.

You give birth to someone, you just get an urge to keep tabs on them.

How's Marcello?

I'm a little short on livers.

There's no course that can teach you to be a perfect mother.

And each fall there's a new batch of freshmen to potty-train.

So, how's the story coming?

This well-liked teen crap.

How come you never complain about those little monsters of yours, Quinn?

Well, why don't you write a story taking people you know in real life

I will talk to you tomorrow during office hours.

Maybe you don't have to write something meaningful, just something honest.

Well, what's your definition of "true"?

Daria! How's the special assignment going?

And that disturbs me, because I don't have standards.