Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

what if you wrote a story with moral dimensions?

Must have been a huge seller.

I enjoyed your column this week.

How are you, Quinn?

Yeah. A writer writing a book about how writers should write books.

and while he's unconscious, I'm going to go out and get my tubes tied.

Mr. Lane left his card yesterday.

Better yet, his tubes.

Have you my payment? The tender liver of a newborn babe?

I get outraged, the readers get outraged, and nothing happens.

to select a book from the list in front of you for a report on its moral intention.

No, something. About something.

your wit and judgment assure that you will marry not only well, but wisely.

And that's no easy task. Believe me, I know.

Or does it disturb you if I talk while you're writing?

How about Kevin and Brittany?

That is unacceptable.

Boy, would I like to be there when those two tie the noose.

Boy, I'm exhausted.