Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't see why you're so bent out of shape.
Trust? Trust? No. Gross.
You did it because of what I said
Alpha male providing for his family.
but I'm a mother, and I wanted you to get home safe.
I went to froyo with him, and the girl behind the counter
There's been an escalation.
She is radiant.
Wait. Are you the silver fox or are you Mr. Alpha?
"It doesn't matter what I wear
I don't need any help in the bedroom, all right?
and you're sending me off into the night with her.
that Andi and I are getting complacent in our marriage.
Mm-hmm. We owned her.
Thank you.
But she won't be on the ride home.
You smell that? What is that?
But I bought one, too.
Okay? And what is more attractive
(under breath): jazz poetry.
It's a whole aisle at the video store.
upgraded him to a waffle cone, no charge.
She volunteers down at the hospital.
No, you didn't do that because I fell asleep.
I don't want to intrude, but, um,
Sophia said I'd like it.
Sophia Instagrammed a picture of my new top
Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure. But first, let me just,