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You smell that? What is that?
You did it because of what I said
Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure. But first, let me just,
I went to froyo with him, and the girl behind the counter
But she won't be on the ride home.
But I bought one, too.
Sophia said I'd like it.
Mm-hmm. We owned her.
Thank you.
and you're sending me off into the night with her.
She volunteers down at the hospital.
It's a whole aisle at the video store.
Okay? And what is more attractive
I don't want to intrude, but, um,
that Andi and I are getting complacent in our marriage.
She is radiant.
Sophia Instagrammed a picture of my new top
but I'm a mother, and I wanted you to get home safe.
Wait. Are you the silver fox or are you Mr. Alpha?
There's been an escalation.
Alpha male providing for his family.
upgraded him to a waffle cone, no charge.
I don't need any help in the bedroom, all right?
Trust? Trust? No. Gross.
No, you didn't do that because I fell asleep.
I don't see why you're so bent out of shape.
(under breath): jazz poetry.
"It doesn't matter what I wear